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Jan.14.2018
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vertical line *do not want to disturb anyone.this is a personal smile {Ha Ha Ha} ®
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vertical line "the man only lives for to make his own augury -predictions real"
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Feb.07.2018
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vertical line Ha Ha Ha!
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vertical line viva the dog:
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vertical line THE DOG WILL WIN!
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Feb.09.2018
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Feb.10.2018
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vertical line Obviously, unfortunately, your strife is caused from not knowing your neighbor. Not knowing yourself, not knowing your neighbor is a disaster.

Know your neighbor.
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Feb.10.2018
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vertical line I understand you.pondering on..
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Feb.10.2018
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vertical line do you know what is nirvana?

In Buddhism it is the just pure happiness state where one reaches by being rescued his own desires.(source:redhouse)
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Feb.11.2018
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vertical line Ha Ha Ha
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Feb.11.2018
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vertical line brrrr brrrrl brrrrl brrrrl
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Feb.11.2018
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vertical line In former days, men sold themselves to the Devil to acquire magical powers. Nowadays they acquire those powers from science, and find themselves compelled to become devils.

Ha Ha Ha
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Feb.11.2018
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vertical line I am a one who wins without tiring.
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Feb.11.2018
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vertical line so_teh, it is you who read many books on Zen so that has to have a broad and extensive general culture.Why do you make me talk?What i know about zen is nirvana is a happiness state so let's Ha Ha Ha!There is only a few books in Turkish.and my knowledge on the subject is on primary school grade!
I want you talk more to capitalize from yours.
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Feb.11.2018
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vertical line The number of the books about zen in Turkish is 3 or 5.
You see?
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Feb.11.2018
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vertical line Turkish Delight any one?
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Feb.11.2018
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vertical line mmmmmmm..... nuts.
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Feb.12.2018
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vertical line Where'd he go? Mr talkative? You want to know what is in the books you abandoned and dismissed as worthless? Gather round and allow me to tell you about the Words of Power.
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Feb.12.2018
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vertical line Looking out of my window I see the two buzzards spiralling upwards effortlessly, on a beckoning draught, higher and higher and higher - however, I must keep the whereabouts of their nest a secret for there are a few men around here who are out to get them.
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Feb.12.2018
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vertical line Quote: "Where'd he go? Mr talkative? You want to know what is in the books you abandoned and dismissed as worthless? Gather round and allow me to tell you about the Words of Power. "
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well, you need instrument even to talk about zen otherwise all turn into chit chat.am i wrong?
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Feb.12.2018
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vertical line the question is this; Does zen give us that material(instruments)?
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Feb.12.2018
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vertical line i think yes.
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Feb.12.2018
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vertical line The zen that can be talked about etc etc etcetera &c
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Feb.12.2018
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vertical line The Zen that can be talk about is not Zen?
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Feb.12.2018
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vertical line Do you meditate?
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Feb.12.2018
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vertical line I'm a layperson.living in a city and have some citysel problems.i'm not a tourist.
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Feb.12.2018
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vertical line In the flower sermon
you know which the buddha held up a flower
at the final he said
" I possess the true Dharma eye, the marvelous mind of Nirvana, the true form of the formless, the subtle Dharma Gate that does not rest on words or letters but is a special transmission outside of the scriptures. This I entrust to Mahakasyapa."

Do you notice how these words are smilar with Bodhidharma's zen description?

it's like a translation of that.

Another version of the Flower Sermon says that Buddha uprooted a lotus, muddy roots and all, from the pond and showed it to his disciples. The point he was making may have been that an enlightened (ego-less) mind springs from our egoistic minds in the same way a lotus flower springs from pond muck. Another interpretation is that Buddha was trying to make the point that all things come and go, that all things are transient, like a flower. Another interpretation is that Buddha was trying to illustrate the concept of "suchness" - that things are just as they are.
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Feb.12.2018
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vertical line That's a no, then.
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Feb.12.2018
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vertical line no, that's a promise.

re:asking; The Zen that can be talk about is not Zen?
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Feb.12.2018
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vertical line How come you know so much about zen?
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Feb.13.2018
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vertical line I don't know any thing.Only some knowledge i got from internet.Plus pondering on for 15 years.
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Feb.13.2018
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vertical line If in this unmoral period(age, era) i have become the most moral, i don't have anything to say.
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Feb.13.2018
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vertical line Cursed by the cursor. ha ha ha?
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Feb.13.2018
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vertical line If you be the most moral, I be the most feral.
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Feb.13.2018
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vertical line i come to the edge.i find the gateless gate.i am about to begin practicing.nothing much take my interest.if you make war with words or worldly things as well this happens naturally.when you make war with word or wordy things you also make war with your thoughts and this carry you to the freedom where the edge of the beginning lie in front
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Feb.13.2018
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vertical line if i could keep this mind i would be very happy
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Feb.13.2018
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vertical line you know, if so_teh don't answer any of my questions, there is something he knows.
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Feb.13.2018
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vertical line You've answered all the questions you're going to ask. And you've had all the conversations you're going to have. A thousand years ago. Now, stop lying to the world in particular yourself and sit. No response to this post is required.
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Feb.13.2018
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vertical line Just sit. Also, take care of your business.
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Feb.13.2018
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vertical line I don't know what else...
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Feb.13.2018
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vertical line I'm heading on a trip to Texas tomorrow to see my brother who is in the Air Force. We're heading down to the Gulf of Mexico to get some sand and sun.

Be with family when you can. An opportunity for happiness is not so far as you think.

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Feb.13.2018
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Feb.13.2018
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vertical line Quote: "You've answered all the questions you're going to ask. And you've had all the conversations you're going to have. A thousand years ago. Now, stop lying to the world in particular yourself and sit. No response to this post is required. "
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i have nothing to say.relax.

yet you blame me on most on lying:
don't forget that some's lies may become others truth.
more let me tell you what is a lie; if one is trying to put an obstacle and terrorize the obvious truth that would be a lie.

do you know, SUFFERING IS A LIE!

and thanks for your call to sit.i will.
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Feb.14.2018
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vertical line Yeah ok. Hilarious. Let me tell you? Penis enlargements, penis enlargements are your thing - that's where your truth lies.
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Feb.14.2018
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vertical line My method is right there, Following White Method.
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Feb.14.2018
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vertical line You're in the red.
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Feb.15.2018
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vertical line you sound like a (real) master here.
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vertical line Quote: "We're heading down to the Gulf of Mexico to get some sand and sun.

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that's also what i need too; -some sand and sun
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vertical line You have to remember the world is a monster. Not a bad and not a good monster. Your mind doesn't have to be eaten by this monster everyday. Trust your mind's Tao. The sweet-clear source of Being.

You'd be lucky to hear the compassion in these words. Please listen.
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Feb.16.2018
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vertical line Everything will be fine.
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Feb.17.2018
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vertical line boo hoo bwaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!
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Feb.17.2018
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Feb.19.2018
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vertical line Everything will be fine.Trust me.
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vertical line Hey what the hell - you're untrustworthy so I trust ya.
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Feb.19.2018
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It's uhh...
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Feb.21.2018
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vertical line We come to an agreement (deal).
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Feb.21.2018
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vertical line The Devil's Bargain cut the Angels' share.
So pi$$ off Satan and don't take me for dumber than I look.

Ha Ha Ha
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Feb.21.2018
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vertical line However have i been set up my mind, i find tigers at any time.
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Feb.21.2018
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Feb.21.2018
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Feb.22.2018
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do you know
what is martyr?
what is suffering?
what is betraying?
what is revenge?

Ha! I left all behind.
A new page for me to look forward.
I will do practicing zen only.
i'm in a sleep and my fight is tricky.
i get tired of fighting with ghosts
as in my dream.
i get tired of fighting with my self.
i want to be normal.
i don't want to live with calculation.
But i will never forget them.
if will i wake up in a autumn(fall) morning oneday,
i will write one more song for them

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Feb.22.2018
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Feb.22.2018
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Feb.22.2018
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Feb.22.2018
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vertical line Quote: "THE DOG WILL WIN!"
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Maybe 500 years later.
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vertical line Lake of Tears
To Die Is To Wake
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=QCLJSUHt2xk
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